10 THINGS PROVING LADY GAGA QUALIFIES TO BE A JEW (OR MAYBE EVEN AN ISRAELI)

  1. The lady can really rock a kippah

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2. There’s no telling of how many bad wigs she owns

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3. The lady already speaks Hebrew

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4. She looks good in uniform

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5. And like most good Israelis, she already picked up her gas mask

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6. The lady loves to cook

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7. Not only that, she makes a mean brisket

8. The lady prefers to use transport instead of walking a distance of 20 ft

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9. Some of her Best friends are Jewish

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10. Let’s face it: most of the time, she already looks like your Jewish Grandmother

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